Just noticed that it is a chip and not a stick.
So it is a Pascalito Orb Car Engine Chip.
And it has 2D Uranium sticks inside together with some iron and platinum and also some palladium and some gold maybe I also add some gold some diamonds for sure, the important thing is the 2D Uranium, like always don’t forget ya know, you gotta spin that Uranium, you gotta spin that Uranium, because it has to be 2D uranium, because you need it flat that’s why of course.
Of course.
So you add the 2D Uranium and yeah then I am thinking maybe some diamonds, some 2D Gold also, also put some 2D Gold, what, are you saying 2D diamonds also?
I think good idea, yes.
Put some 2D diamonds also.
The important thing is the 2D Uranium, and also you need an iron shredder plate this is important, also the 2D portal opening plate also of course and also the 2D Space time continuum plate and the 2D big bang in beyond and above steel plate yes exactly you heard it right, the 2D big bang in beyond and above stick has to be steel.
So this one has to be steel.
So let’s look at my fancy chip now.
So inside the chip are sticks, 2D sticks, no plates with the chip.
So just some vocabulary upgrade here, using some new words first time in my life, so is like I’m baby now making first steps here.
Here first new vocabulary upgrade, just figuring out new words and how to use them properly now because ya know, you gotta use the words correctly right?
Exactly.
So then I have to come up with the words first now.
Don’t even have these words yet.

So that’s a 2D chip, the Pascalito Orb Car Engine Stick is not a stick it is a Pascalito Orb Car Engine 2D Chip, like this.
Like an 2D uranium chip.
Fucking Uranium chip.
No, no, 2D Uranium chip.
Oh, now we are hitting the limit of the vocabulary already.

Right now I hit the limit of the vocabulary.
Damn!
Time to party.
I hit the limit of the vocabulary.
Oh, so there was not a single male in a very long time working and being on this side going into this direction here for a bit of time, maybe what, 2000 years maximum, if that’s not all fake history.
Okay so first of all the party now quick.

Cool.
Good party finish, I hit the end of the vocabulary, yes Pascalito did it, he is leading the fucking research on the fucking male side.
Cool.
The last male alive.
All other males under female control without knowing.
Female brainwashed, you call it.
Get rid of that female Nazi dictatorship and go back to the male side, gangster, all right?
Cool.
Okay since I am leading the research here now I have to define the words here.

So the leading research question is, is it a 2D Stick or a 1D Stick?
So it is a 2D chip, yes that’s clear, now the things inside the chip, they are sticks, and they are 2D sticks exactly correct populous, they are 2D sticks always, and we say that 1D sticks do they exist or not?
1D sticks or 2D sticks, so this is the leading research question here, this we will discuss later, but this is an essential core universe question here, we have to write that down and discuss this later.
So the question is for later: Is it 1D sticks or is it 2D sticks, and what is the difference if it is two different ones even?
Maybe there is both, right?
So I will look into this later.
For now, we don’t use the 1D sticks terminology at all and always call it 2D sticks only.
So it is a Pascalito 2D Chip with 2D sticks.
Now lets look at it again.
So here is my Pascalito chip.

So fucking small, crazy.

Here a small chip how we zoom into it.
Woah.
10 space labs destroyed for that one.
But it was worth it.
Fucking discovered the orb.
Fucking found the orb, gangsters.
It was all worth it, I fucking found the lost orb, gangsters.
So what, now you are jealous?
Now you people are envious?
You people are jealous or what?
Like is the enviousness, is it eating your soul or what?
Is the jealousness eating your people’s soul or what?
Like now, you people cannot handle it that someone fucking did it and discovered the fucking orb or what?
Yes, I can imagine.
I feel deeply sorry for you 8 billion people that you now have to stand this extreme jealousness and enviousness for the next 30 years and that’s it.
So after 30 years the I’m dead, and then you can go back to turn dumb and stupid again.
But now the Alien is here so now is time to just let the enviousness and the jealousness eat your soul just let it eat you from deep inside for 30 years ok?
You got this one, easy.
So, let’s zoom again one more time into my fucking Pascalito Orb Car Engine Chip.
Fucking 2D Uranium chip.
Bam here you see.
The most difficult chip to create in the entire fucking Galaxy, requires half a billion dead people.
But now we got it, let’s check the configuration.
Ah, shit, I put the labels wrong now.

Shit, I put the labels wrong on the graphic now.
Ah, shit.
Okay, have to do it again now one more time, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, is just wrong labels on the most important graphic now.
Now I correct it.
You know, just some wrong labels on the most important graphic, the females love to do that shit, you know what I mean.
The females, they just love to use some wrong labels sometimes, happens.
Normal shit.
So let’s put a new graphic with corrected labels.
Ah, no, it was correct!
Sorry, it is correct yes.
Ah, shit now I closed paint already with that graphic.
Okay so this is the final graphic then now.

So it is correct you just, all the green ones are just for the shredding exactly.
It’s fine like that, people get it.
Common sense guys and girls, common sense.
It’s just common sense, you know.
Know what I mean, right?
Exactly yes.
So lets put a video.
Ah fuck laptop crashed.
Fuck laptop crashed again.
Try again.
Fuck again, okay, I make a small one now.
Fuck, my laptop can’t handle this at all.
There you go.
Just a small one.
Actualy I put a video for the different gears of the car exactly.
So you change the gears of the car like that.
I will show you the first gear now.
Oh fuck laptop crash again first try Jesus.
Okay one more time.
The laptop cant handle my input anymore I need a laboratory now.
Thats the next step to go to a laboratory.
When the laptop crashes then it goes to the laboratory.
There you go.
So it opens the portal, then just 1 2D Uranium stick shred and then closes the portal again.
So this is the smallest Orb energy unit you can produce.
And the car is going to fly to space with that already.
So is already going to fly to space is so funny.
It is funny how powerful this one is already.
So it just repeats the exact same distance then all the time like that, I try another video.
Shit the video didnt get it again.
Perfect I got it.
Fuck the video crashed again.
Shit okay one more time.
Shit I need some serious hardware upgrade, hitting the limit in all ways now, in terms of vocabulary I hit the limit of fucking existing english words and in terms of my computer hardware I hit the limit there as well, the world about to end, the world starts breaking apart now or is this sad this is the end of the world here now.
The last day of the human day.
The end of the world today so sad.
Oh, no I will find a solution for sure.
First human alive, better like this.
First human alive.
Try again now the first gear.
Now I got it.
Good, that’s the first gear, now I put the second.
Fuck laptop crash again!
Okay, one more time.
Good got it, here second gear.
Good now the third gear.
Here the third gear.
So you get it, right?
Yes, you get it, I know I know.
Or I put the video for all of them?
Okay, I put it for all of them.
So the fourth gear.
Fuck video crash again.
Okay one more time.
Okay here but it goes back and forth.
Fuck video gone shit, okay one more time.
There you go.
So that’s the fourth gear.
Should I put all gears so people get it?
Okay I put all gears and that’s it then.
So the fifth gear.
Like this.
The rest is the same.
No need to show the rest.
Or?
No need you got it yes.
So now we go into the detail of what happens when for example it is set at gear 1.
So in the car has to be a control panel.
So we are using a different way to drive the car, we are using it differently.
We need the following buttons inside the car, we will just completely invent a new type of car, all of it new.
So the buttons we need are the following:
- the number of the gear
- the angle of the acceleration plates on the wheel
- on and off
- and the steering wheel
That’s it.
So we can translate this into looking like a normal car yes.
We can make it look like a normal car, yes, but that wouldn’t be so funny right?
Oh, would it be even more funny?
I have to think about this, maybe this would be really funny.
But for now we go with the rubber car.
So one time we go into the detail what happens when you now have the gear 1 active and you turned on the on button.
Detailed precision here.

Holy shit these details.

This precision.
Pascalito Orb Chip Doctor, gangster.
There you go.

So the first gear is active and the on button is clicked the 2D portal stick moves over the 2D Uranium stick and over the 2D space time continuum stick and the 2D beyond and above big bang stick and the portal, ah shit now it has to move one more.
Sorry it has to move one more.
Ah shit and what is this here.
Oh shit there are two sticks now.

Fuck now I have two sticks there.

Fuck, that means half a billion people dead again, fuck.
Fuck mega monster uber nuke triggered.
Bam, fucking that shit explodes, like you have never seen anything explode, bam half a billion people dead.
Fuck.
And this time was demo on earth this time was not in space station fuck.
So now at the demo the chip exploded and half a billion people dead in an insane mega blast.
So have to try again, half billion dead people this time, fuck.
Fuck.
Shit.
Okay next time better again we put it in space lab one more space lab for demonstration purposes also, dont do demonstration on the planet no, no, no demonstration on the planet demonstration only from the space station in space.
So learned something already here.
Good to know.
Cheers.






























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