Coughing Acting Confusion Bomb

I am a victim of a targeted coughing acting confusion bomb.

The coughing acting is a subtype of the confusion bomb.

There are different kinds of confusion bombs.

I put it all down to a graphic.

What exactly is this coughing acting?

Is this some kind of secret military communication, that I am not aware of?

Am I missing some fundamental knowledge here?

My dad always told me I didn’t really arrive at this planet yet.

That might still be the case.

I might still be before the landing zone.

I might still not be here, actually.

And now I’m getting hit by these confusion bombs left and right.

Different types of confusion bombs.

But I am able to categorize them and to put them all into logical brackets.

I am slowly able to make sense out of each and every type of confusion attack.

Sorry, I mean I am not able to make sense of them, I am just able to put some logical construct around them.

The confusing characteristic that these confusion bombs have remain at first confusing.

But the decryption process is then slowly encrypting it and turning it into a truth bomb on egocalculation.com.

Some confusion bombs remain confusing, while they are not decrypted yet, like the coughing acting confusion bomb.

Which is still at a 100% encrypted state.

I can actually make a graphic of the decryption progress of each confusion bomb I received.

The coughing acting confusion bomb is still at 100% encrypted.

The encrypted moral judgement confusion bomb, which is the traditional Thai gossip confusion bomb, is already at a, I would say, 70% decrypted state.

I was almost able to decrypt the traditional Thai gossip confusion bomb to such an extent, that it turned into a very clean and simple list of what is good and what is bad, given by God.

The decrypted message almost turned into a new type of bible, almost.

Like I said previously, I’m getting used as some kind of biological decryption computer, and it turns out that I actually got a new bible now as the result.

The final decryption result almost turns into a new bible.

It is sadly a pretty boring and pretty annoying bible, not really to the liking of anyone.

But that’s what the final decryption result is turning into.

At the moment there is still a bit to decrypt, but the most part is decrypted already, of the standard Thai gossip confusion bomb.

The other type of confusion bomb, the coughing acting confusion bomb though, this one is still at 100% encrypted.

I witnessed how a certain perfectly aligned group is doing the coughing acting all together, like some kind of large scale group confusion attack.

Almost some kind of community effort, like some kind of coronavirus.

But it happens at infrequent intervals.

Just suddenly it happens and then it gets this large scale characteristic quickly.

A lot of people are then following the coughing acting all at once, but then it suddenly stops again.

And then it can stop for a long time, for more than >12 months even.

Then it can be that there is no coughing acting for 12 months.

Or even longer.

And then suddenly it comes back again.

Then the coughing acting starts, due to unknown reasons, and it gets this large scale characteristic again quickly.

And people are looking at me when they do the coughing acting.

They look me in the eye and then do the coughing acting.

It has to be some kind of secret military communication.

This could be a secret way of telling me where the next exit points are, in case there is a Russian attack incoming.

It could be some way of secret military communication to warn the civilians about an incoming Russian attack.

It might be the sign that the enemy is about to attack and to be aware that the Russians are coming now and to find exit routes quickly now and to hide and find/take shelter.

This is just my first decryption attempt, I’m only using my internal biological decryption program, which still needs fine-tuning.

I do not have a solid decryption device yet, so I am not sure yet about the current decryption result of the coughing acting confusion bomb.

But my current guess is that it might be a secret military sign that a Russian attack is incoming and that it is time to find shelter quickly.

That could make a lot of sense, and that also would turn the coughing acting into an useful indirect communication.

It would turn the people doing the coughing acting into superheroes then, because then they are warning about Russian attacks.

That would be a very smart and useful secret indirect communication.

It would turn the people into a Russian attack warning systems.

When the Russian attack is incoming, everyone starts coughing, so you know it’s time to find shelter quickly.

I will update here once my current decryption guess is changing.

My research to find some scientific backup

I was having a chat with ChatGPT to shed some light on this phenomenon.

First, I have to find the exact scientific name for it.

ChatGPT is suggesting names like “fake cough” or “coordinated coughing”.

ChatGPT was referring me to this very smart Reddit member.

He is mentioning the same I am talking about here as well, so there is the scientific backup already.

If 2 people are mentioning it, then it is legit.

Then this counts as science to me.

If it is just one person saying it, it can be random nonsense, but if 2 people are independently reporting it, then it is legit.

Then there has to be something.

I am learning a lot of new words here.

I quote the smart Reddit member:

My conclusion of my unofficial study…

Fake coughing is a way of passive aggressively pushing your agenda, letting someone know that they or something they are doing is against the status quo (ie not cool, etc).

Shame on all you people who think that if you can ignore it in your own minds, it doesn’t exist!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3y7j9h/hidden_gestures_of_condescension/

He pretty much nails it, and I am glad I am not the first being targeted of confusion bombs.

Good to have some fellows that help me to shed some light on the confusion bombs I am receiving and that help with the decryption process.

My first guess that it might be some secret Russian attack warning system is therefore not the best decrypted answer anymore.

Let’s say I have a second candidate of a possible decrypted message, which is the decrypted message of this smart Reddit fellow above.

To be continued.