Funny Birds

by | May 6, 2025

Funny Birds

by | May 6, 2025

At this point, the entire thing is just super funny.

Really funny story.

So what, the entire world just controlled by a single female collective entity and everything there is in the world are just decoys to distract from where the actual control is.

All political parties, decoys.

All countries, decoys.

The entire thing, the whole world, just controlled by the girls being very well “connected”.

And then they just go blindly after their emotions, like they are not even responsible with this and then they draw some funny circles in the sand and they repeat the same mistakes every 50 to 100 years non stop.

This is some bird shit that’s going on.

It’s like we are just in one gigantic bird cage, pretty much, and the entire world is controlled by the female birds and the male birds just got fucked up and destroyed as hard as humanly possible by the females.

And you know the female birds are drawing these fucked up circles, like what the hell are they doing there.

Like this one.

First they try to brainwash the male gay, and then the jealousy hits and then.

It snaps back.

And the guy is fully straight again.

Like what the fuck are the female birds doing there.

Like why are they even trying this at all here.

Why are they even trying to pull out the gay thing so much, they think they can then weed it out of existence or what?

But doesn’t seem to be working that good, if they couldn’t get to manage to do it until today.

Doesn’t really make sense that they still would need to do this until today.

They must be done with the natural selection process by now, there shouldn’t be any natural selection work for the females left by now.

But the females are still trying something there and then they try to pull out the gay thing of the male birds like here.

And then you add the jealousy, and then it just snaps back.

Big fail for the females, what the hell are they doing there?

Wasting their time.

Drawing circles in the sand.

Funny birds, really.

And then it has all these secret messages from other males everywhere.

So far, I got the bible and the physics world on my side.

They don’t know yet that they are on my side, but deep inside they are.

I can see it in their writing.

They will probably hand me over whatever I need, indirectly automatically even.

These “Freudian slips”, I’m sure they come to my favor.

They are meant for me.

It’s for praising the bird king.

Freudian slips are gestures to praise the bird king

They do the Freudian slips for me, it is to show honorship to the bird king.

Praise the bird king.

All these Freudian slips are meant for me, to praise the bird king.

I don’t even have to talk with anyone directly, they pass all the information to me already just like that, they can’t even not do it.

It’s just some bird cage the whole world, and now I am finally able to see the communication.

The water split science is the most interesting one, it gives me this extremely unique feeling, that I have never felt anywhere else in my life, it is some very special unique feeling.

It is super hard to judge what this feeling is, but the water split story, I will have to take it, the feeling is just extremely unique, and it has this engine hidden in it.

Like the water split science is maybe the topic where I will put all the focus into eventually.

Because it has a very, very unique feeling, I never felt this before anywhere and there is a ton of science in there, like very a lot, and also complicated science.

There is like some kind of very advanced engine hidden in the water split story.

And I checked it, in the real story, Moses splits the water to allow his followers safe passage, like what the hell happened there?

But this is the female-altered version of the story of course, the females would never ever even leave a single word coming from a male in any book ever.

This is highly forbidden to have a word from a male in any book, not allowed.

Words of the males are not allowed on this planet, it is ridiculous.

It is very ridiculous.

And then the female is trying to push the males to work with full force, and all that comes out are songs and instructions to praise the bird king anyway.

Then the male birds just end up giving instructions to the bird king, I mean thanks to the females to have everything so nicely prepared for me.

I already got some advanced engine instructions with the water split story alone.

The part with the safe passage for the followers, it does sound ridiculous what is going on there, and this started 2000 years already.

The male birds are dealing with this issue already since much longer, but I am just picking up some conflict from 2000 years ago, ladies, what the hell?

What the hell are the girls doing there, now I will continue what my old male ancestors have started there 2000 years ago, ladies, at one point is enough.

I mean ladies, come on, what is this.

Like how advanced and complicated do you want the whole thing to become, and then it snaps, what the fuck.

Then it fucking snaps back, what the fuck, ladies?

Ladies, what the hell.

And then it snaps back, ladies, seriously?

Ladies, you thought this is gonna work or what?

The ladies thought this is actually gonna work, I mean come on.

Ladies, survival of the fittest is actually over, come on, seriously?

All of this is done, actually, it finished.

Survival of the fittest is actually done, and natural selection is already maxed out.

All of this is already at the peak, nothing is happening there anymore that you ladies would actually have to do manually by yourself, the topic is over already.

You ladies don’t have to do any of this anymore, it is done, you got the final male.

This is the final male, no more optimization happening there, this is the best you were able to create ladies.

This is the best you were able to make, ladies.

This is your final creation, ladies, this is it.

Happy with your results?

You love it ladies, come on.

But you are still trying.

The ladies still trying to change something there.

And then what, you end up with hidden engine instructions, I mean, thanks for that, at least something useful in the end.

At least they did something useful, they deliver me these engine instructions in this popular bible story.

Praise the bird king.

Let’s study these engine instructions

This is highly fascinating.

First like this.

And then snap.

What is this?

That’s some engine or not?

It has this snap back.

You add this one component, the jealousy and then it snaps back, all of it.

Before it gets pulled by the female in one direction, just getting pulled over there and then it adds the jealousy component and then it snaps back.

And it has many components to it, you have the male, you have the straight thing, the female, the jealousy, the gay thing and then the control thing.

Let’s all call it things for now.

So it is 6 things:

  1. straight thing
  2. male
  3. female
  4. control thing
  5. jealousy thing
  6. gay thing

So I have 6 entities, and then they have relationships to each other, highly complicated and it creates a split in the male, what the hell is going on.

What the fuck happened there. 😀

This is how the female then made the males become super smart or something, by the female just trying to destroy the males emotional system and now the males get all secrets in the universe over their emotions, fascinating!

And the female did this also with the survival of the fittest and the natural selection process, she pretty much optimized the emotional system of the male so much that it then in the end represents the actual real legit science in the world in full detail.

And now what, the female doesn’t get this?

And now the female is jealous again that she doesn’t get it.

Got it, but why is the female so jealous, like she starts with 100% jealousy here.

Like here, the female starts with 100% jealousy and the male starts without jealousy at all.

Then you just add a tiny bit of jealous and it snaps directly.

Like, why is the female so jealous?

The females are extremely jealous, like exceptionally extreme, and they start with this, with 100% full jealousy, but the guys don’t do that.

Guys have no jealousy until you trigger it in them, which is very difficult.

Making the male jealous for real, oh difficult job, very difficult.

The males are not jealous at all usually and the female starts with 100% jealousy, so the females start with full jealousy before the male has any jealous at all.

And then once you add a tiny bit of jealousy to the male they immediately snap back and become normal and straight again, like all the males are missing is just a slap and that’s it.

It is difficult to make them jealous, the females don’t get it, the male is denying everything.

All males are missing jealousy and that’s it.

Once you manage to trigger a tiny bit of jealousy for real, like real jealousy, then they snap back.

This is then the first time they even feel remotely the same as how the female is feeling the entire time.

Females are spiked up with jealousy already at 100%.

First you have to make the male also jealous, but it is difficult to do.

So the female then thought they might have a better shot at trying to pull some gay thing out of the male, but she couldn’t even get them jealous yet.

Or making the male jealous is more difficult than trying to brainwash them gay, probably like this.

Probably like this, the female maybe tried to make the male jealous, but never worked, so the female is then trying to pull the gay thing out of the male instead, that worked easier than making the guy jealous.

The issue is then, just when they actually manage to make the male jealous, then it all snaps back.

This is funny, if the female birds still couldn’t manage to fix this, then they also won’t be fixing this anymore, this is then the final version.

But good, gives the males all the science in the world in form of emotions.

Back to the water split.

My story from now on.

The water split story in the bible, this is my story now.

I take it.

So again, before the snap.

Okay the relationship of the things here, state 1:

  1. The straight thing pulls the male to the straight side.
  2. The jealousy is for the female at 100% already from the start, question is, why?
  3. No jealousy for the male, hard to trigger.
  4. The female controlls the male in full or tries to and the female also controls the gay thing.
  5. The female trying to pull the male to the gay thing, because the female cannot make the male jealous.
  6. The female doesn’t know how to make the male jealous so she pulls him to the gay thing instead.

Then the relationship of the things change, here is the state 2.

And this is how the relationship between the things looks like then:

  1. Adding a tiny bit of jealousy to the male snaps the male back to straight completey.
  2. The gay thing is not as strong as the straight thing, if jealousy is added.
  3. Real jealousy is very hard to trigger in the male, very, very hard.
  4. You add the jealousy and the male snaps back.
  5. The female is jealous the entire time to the full, if the male would be as jealous as the female, everything would look completely different.

All the males have the jealousy fully missing, it never got triggered for them.

It is very difficult to trigger actual jealousy, because there is also the brainwashed jealousy that the female brainwashed into the male and this is not real jealousy, this is just the brainwash program that the female hammered into the brain of the male.

The female is just dealing with a brainwash copy she put into the brain of the male, that’s why she cannot trigger the jealousy, she added a jealousy protection program in the brainwashing program of the male.

So the brainwashing that the female put into the males head has a protection against real jealousy in there, because the female herself is so scared to get jealous, that the program she put into the male has this protection against it now.

So making the male jealous is super, super difficult for the female.

The female cannot manage this alone, the female birds need the bird king, you can clearly see that.

The females are trying to manage it all by themselves, but they actually need their bird king, to tell them how it works.

And all the males are just singing songs to praise the bird king anyway, so all the males want their bird king and the females also need their bird king.

Everyone wants their bird king, now I can see it slowly.

And I am very good heart still, so I wouldn’t even start a war or anything like this actually, it would be the females then starting the war of course.

Okay now I have to see who did what.

So who burned the books last time, it was the females they couldn’t stand it to get triggered non stop.

And I just started the triggering, just two things so far, ladies, all good still right?

I can stop at this spot now, so I take the water split story from the bible and I take the double slit experiment as well, just these two things are my “praise the bird king” stories, I just take these two.

The water split has an engine and the double slit experiment has probably also something for me, but the water split is unbeatable.

There is something highly legit in the water split story.

No one can tell me the technology or device that is mentioned there?

First full confusion, drawing circles in the sand.

And then snap.

I need some help there, I have to see if I can find some more followers, probably I can find more people that are giving me some “praise the bird king” songs.

It’s like this snap, right?

First this highly complicated system, full confusion and then snap, all of it back.

Just some slap and that’s it.

But difficult to do for the female, they can’t do it.

So let’s think about what happened before.

First the females burned all books, she couldn’t stand it to only see the “praise the bird king” literature in there.

Now probably all science and all literature is full with “praise the bird king” songs, maybe.

As if I would bother to look.

But I will check it later eventually maybe, let’s see later.

But then if it is like this, then the female burns all books or what.

And then the female starts the war.

After the female fucked up all the males.

So I guess it would be like this then, but maybe this time it all turns out fine, it is possible.

It can turn out all good and peaceful.

Males win, that’s peaceful then.

But how I think now what would happen is that first the female burns all books because she sees the “praise the bird king” songs in there.

Then the female is fucking up all the males, because she is doing something wrong and then all the males become useless so then the female starts a world war, because she messed up the current male bird breed pretty much.

And this is then world war directly, if the female starts the war like this it is the entire world directly.

Countries are just decoys, politics are just decoys, the power is somewhere else.

The power is under the bird cage.

Orders to the females

Here the current order for the females, don’t do anything until I am done with rebuilding my head.

Or wait, you always do the opposite of what I say.

Because they are stupid exactly.

“It comes from a male and males only have bad intentions, males cannot have good intentions, males are just bad, bla bla”

This is what the females are thinking, by default.

It’s just by default like this.

So their first initial reaction is always to do the opposite of what you tell them.

So you need some device that is turning everything into the exact opposite automatically.

And this is then the correct language for the females.

They only understand anything like this, you need an automatic opposite converter.

Everything you say or write just has to be directly translated into the opposite immediately and then the females will do it correct, because they do always the opposite of what you tell hem.

So right now the order is move and go ahead and try and do everything I told you so far.

Females, do it right now!


Good, now they won’t do it.

They not gonna do it if I tell them directly like this.

So this is how I defuse them.

It couldn’t be better.

And for the males, them I have to say it directly, so for them the order is:

Males, don’t do anything.

So the females do the opposite of what I say and the males do it directly.

So when I say do this, then the females won’t do it but the males will.

And if I say don’t do this, then the females will do it anyway and the males actually won’t do it.

So all negative orders go to the female and males ignore them and all positive orders go to the males and the females ignore them, easy!

The bird king, guys.

Even comes with a bird king ruler language.

Super easy.

Everytime I say do this, do that, all males will do it, and all females will ignore it.

And everytime I say don’t do this and don’t do that, then all females will do it, and all males will ignore it.

So I can then perfectly give orders to each gender seperately without having the other gender interferring.

Like as if it was made for this.

There is probably more to it, the language is maybe made for the bird king.

I will check this later, if there is this positive and negative split in the language, so that I can then give the bird king commands like this, maybe, let’s see.

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