How I Escaped The Prison of Azkaban Like Dumbledore’s Phoenix

Jun 11, 2025 | History

And the bars were iron.

Unbreakable iron.

And the bars were everywhere.

Everywhere bars of iron.

And suddenly the light came up, the sun started shining.

And the bars were melting, the iron bars were melting.

And I Escaped The Prison of Azkaban Like Dumbledore’s Phoenix.

Maximum Feeling

I do feeling maximization.

Take this feeling also, and this feeling also, and yeah especially this one also.

This one that the girls are so jealous about when they see guys using it, this one just add it on top.

Stack all feelings on top of each other.

Doesn’t make sense but still works.

Makes no sense but still works.

Doesn’t have to make sense and can still be working.

So the boyfriend fucks the girlfriend, while the boyfriend is looking like a sexier girl than the girlfriend, this is the definition of the alpha male.

Coming from God

New definition of the alpha male.

No, still same definition but different context.

The alpha male is the male that looks the most like a female, that’s the top tier name in the game, the definition of masculinity.

Reality destruction mode 99999x.

The male looking the most like a female is the alpha male.

Now then what happens is that the guy looking more sexy than his girlfriend fucks his girlfriend then, looking more sexy than her.

So it is like lesbian sex almost but one of them is a male and actually has a dick, so it is then normal sex, but looks like lesbian sex completely.

So is normal sex but looks like lesbian sex.

And the male looks more sexy than the female, that’s the alpha male.

So then it looks everywhere like lesbian sex.

Always looks like two girls having sex, but actually one girl is a guy and has a dick and is actually normal sex.

Then you ask yourself, where does the image of the men of today even comes from, when it looks like lesbian sex with the normal sex between the alpha male and the female?

Imhuman unethical hardcore brainwashing into the bones, coming from a female dictator that lost her mind and has no idea what she is doing at all.

Random freakshow planet.

The first person thinks he is normal.

The second person starts thinking, okay maybe he is not normal anymore.

Then the first person tells the second person that he is sick in the brain.

The first person explaining the second person why he is sick in the brain, which is the making the first person not looking normal anymore.

Now everyone looks crazy, now no one is normal anymore, now everyone is crazy.

Suddenly, no one knows anymore what normal even is.

And that’s the welcome to today, we lost the normal perspective, where is the normal now, it is gone.

But the lesbian sex that is actually normal sex, looks very good.

Almost too good to be true for a female level 3 Nazi Dictator, she probably got rid of this, otherwise you would see this more often probably.

Actually, bold guess, weak stance but I take it, I say this is normal, when it looks like lesbian sex but is actually just normal sex.

Looks like two girls having sex but is actually one guy and a girl and the guy looks even sexier than the girl and the girl is jealous on how sexy the guy looks like while she is fucking him.

I take this as my stance, this is what I call “normal”.

I say this is the normal one, this is the correct one.

That’s how it’s supposed to be.

Yes that’s my stance, I take it, I hold it.

I will not let it getting taken away by any level 3 dictator girls, no!

No!

My faith in God is unbreakable.

God is with me.

God approves and God loves it, in fact, this was Gods plan, this comes from God directly, God did this, the whole thing.

God set this up, this is not even coming from me, this is what God did.

God made the alpha male looking like a female and then the alpha male fucks his girlfriend looking even sexier than the girlfriend, and the girlfriend is even jealous on that.

You call this emotional maximization and it doesn’t make sense but it works.

With emotional maximization you just add all emotions that feel good on to each other and create a mix based on all of the best feeling emotions, simple mathematics.

So you can see what God is doing there.

God looks ah here, have all these emotions available and ready to trigger and all these emotions here they feel the best.

They feel good, so let’s just add all of these together and activate them all at the same time.

And then what happens is, the alpha male, fucks the female, while the alpha male looks sexier than the female.

And this is the full emotional maximization.

This is all the best emotions combined at the same time regardless of any logical boxes.

Just crush them all, throw the brain away and then just take all the best emotions together combined at the same time.

And then you have normal sex that looks like lesbian sex, because the male looks even sexier than the female thanks to the emotional maximization plan from God.

Gods plan.

This whole topic is even getting much more interesting.

This is actually a strong stance to take.

This could be the only correct theory here even.

A lot of things make a lot of sense like this.

And I mean, Granny, you just have to put the correct glasses here, lesbian sex looks good, granny.

Looks good when it all looks like lesbian sex.

This is a nice theory to represent.

This is my theory I take this one.

And it follows the following logical core rules:

  • The law of the maximization of the good feeling, beyond logic.
  • The law and the connection of the sexy emotion making the person itself horny.
  • Using the highly illegal and highly forbidden, rare sexy emotion as a male is making the male horny just by going after the sexy emotion.
  • So this is a new starting point of introduction the horny emotion into the interaction between male and female.
  • The sexy emotion itself makes the person horny as well, that means the person becomes horny by their own body.
  • This crushes the entire theories around attraction, and attracting and being attractive, my theory of the sexy emotion destroys the whole attraction theory.
  • Because the attraction theory is complete nonsense, it is like some “how they whish it would be” or “how they would want it to be in the future” type of thing.
  • But in reality the attraction theory is brainwashing that’s it, nothing keps this theory alive except of brainwashing, because it’s bullshit.
  • The real theory is this one: the sexy emotion of the male triggers the male horny emotion as well, the male gets horny by looking at their own body’s.
  • The male can make himself horny through their own bodies.
  • I just guess and state it that for the female it is the same.
  • The female also gets horny by her own body.
  • So the male gets horny by their own body, and the female also gets horny by their own body, that means no one even has to look at the other person at all.
  • Because both genders have the sexy emotion and both genders can make themselves horny through their own bodies by going after the sexy emotion for example, because of that, no gender even has to look at the other person at all.
  • That means all attraction theories can be discarded, empty that trash, the core fundemantel emotions, the sexy and the horny emotion of both male and female is beating the theory of attraction, and blasts it to dust.
  • Bye Bye attraction theory, was just a dream, pure brainwashing, doesn’t hold against the sexy and the horny emotion of both genders and their ability to get horny by their own bodies.

The whole thing gets even more interesting.

I actually should blast through this universe here, this seems like the correct one, this is here is normal guys and girls.

Here I found it guys and girls, here is normal.

Looks like lesbian fucking each other, exactly, guys and girls, this is here is normal.

Thats the one this or normal, looks like lesbian fucking each other but one of the “girls” is actually a guy.

This is normal, write it in stone, this is going to be my stance here.

I take this one, this seems like the best to me, and it also has the best logical foundation and guess what, guys and girls, guess what, it will blast all your other theories to dust, ladies and gentlemen, to fucking dust.

So I will be blasting through this whole universe now with another good nice content blitzkrieg blast and this will blast all your currently known theories to dust, ladies and gentlemen, to dust.

Stay tuned another 30 to 60 blogposts in the blaster Pipeline.

See you on the other side.

Prepare the parachute.

Cheers.

Actually got a few more notes here Incoming already so will just write it all down here already.

Emotional Maximization Law

So now we are a the laws here, guys and girls.

You people with your theories.

I got the laws, guys and girls, you wanna the law?

You wanna the law?

Emotional maximization, guys and girls, emotional maximization.

Trying to feel as good as possible.

Works beyond logic.

No logical restrictions.

All logical concepts are ineffective against the emotional law of the emotional maximization.

That means you will then have normal sex that looks like two lesbians.

The emotional law of the emotional maximization leads to a reality where it looks like lesbians but is actually a guy and a girl fucking each other.

So this is the normal reality.

And in this reality, all females worldviews after their first pregnancy have to be excluded from the general public worldview of course.

Like this it all matches together, look how I fucking do this how fucking easy that shit is here.

I dont know what you guys were doing there before me, but I already gave your planet the disapproval if you remember.

99.9999% of the people are sick in the brain and I am the last normal person in the world holding my position with infinite power.

Infinite strength through the faith in God, with my trust in God I am still standing this last man standing position strong and unbreakable thanks to God.

To be continued and to be corrected.

Wait, I got more.

So now we just put a bunch of the things together that I have discovered all by myself by sacrificing my life for humanity.

We have to add the following things together and then we have an amazing new universe, the normal universe, everyone’s most hated.

Here are the different ingredients:

  • Classification of the females pregnancy brain damage into 4 classes based on number of pregnancies (females worldviews after first pregnancy have to be excluded).
  • The law of the emotional maximization beyond logic.
  • The law of the sexy and horny emotion and the self arousing functionality of the human. They get horny through their own sexy emotion. The sexy emotion of the human triggers the horny as well.
  • Then we have the following society rules and ideas coming from God sent directly: – money has to be removed, it makes the human insane in their life’s later on.

Actually let’s talk more about this directly.

Money makes the human insane

The human cannot deal with money.

Haha guys, you get me cracking here non stop, I am your first universe Beta Tester here now or what?

After you people have successfully destroyed and blasted everything I ever cared about to dust already 2 years ago, is now my time to do the same with your peoples universe of course.

Guys and girls, money makes the human insane.

The human has problems with the money thing itself, it gives the human some kind of brain damage even much later on.

When you have money in the system, then maybe after like 35 years people get a bit mentally ill just because there is money, the human cannot deal with it just as a generic thing already.

Money gives the human a brain damage, after like 35 years.

The human cannot deal with money even correctly.

It makes the entire world brain sick.

Everyone gets a brain damage just because there is money, just because it exists people already get a brain damage from it after like 35 years.

So money is not even human approved.

You can’t even have money it gives people brain damage.

And then everyone has this money brain damage.

And suddenly the entire world is brain damaged all at the same time with the same brain damage that money gave them and guys and girls, you remember what the level 3 females have thought us?

When you got a Brian damage like a money brain damage, then you cant even trust anything coming from you at all anymore.

You pretty much have to exclude everyone from the world.

Like guys and girls, money is not supposed to exist, that’s what it is.

Money cannot exist it gives people fucking straight up brain damage directly.

And then suddenly you have no human left that can be trusted, suddenly all humans cannot be trusted anymore, because you put the money there.

So guys and girls, money cannot exist.

This one has to be removed in my universe here that I am defining now perfectly there is no money and there also cannot be money it gives all humanity a brain damage.

Then suddenly no human can be trusted anymore.

Money fails as a concept, this you cannot use.

Because I am also waiting on a ton of money from you people here, I am waiting on 200.000 Euros from you people here and I am not fucking joking, I am actually serious with this, for real.

See money has to be removed the whole thing, it gives people a brain damage, straight up, everyone.

To be continued.

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