The pressure of the entire universe was on me.
And I raised my two hands.
And I split the universe.
I split the universe into two parts.
And the earth was shacking.
The walls were falling off.
The building was breaking.
The world was breaking.
And I was still standing there.
I was still standing.
The last man standing.
And I raised my two hands high to the sky.
And the universe split at me into two parts.
The water split at me into two parts.
And the pressure could not bring me down.
God protected me and I survived.
I survived.
I survived the pressure of the universe.
I split the universe into two parts
I split the water into two parts.
Water always only goes one way.
Water goes one way only.
But I was splitting the water into two parts.
I was still standing.
I was still standing.
And God protected me.
And God was on my side.
And I split the water.
I split the water into two parts.
The universe was split into two parts.
The pressure of the universe split into two parts.
I survived the pressure of the universe.
And God arrived.
The holy being has arrived.
The one from God sent has arrived.
That kid figured something out.
Woah, this is the smartest of them all.
This kid is so smart.
This kid figured out a magic trick.
Woah, this is a smart kid.
Praise him!
Conserve him!
Keep his brain!
The holy being is back.
The from God sent is back.
Thank you, Holy Spirit.
Thank you, god, for another one of your “messengers”.
And God gave me a message.
A message from the holy being.
The message is simple.
The message is:
The
male
is
looking
for
the
female.
Oh, look at this kid.
The male is looking for the female?
This is impossible!
This cannot be true!
This does not make any sense!
How can this be true?
And the kid repeats.
The …. male ….. is ….. looking ….. for ….. the ….. female.
No, this cannot be true.
Burn that kid!
This is not possible.
Our calculations don’t make sense anymore.
This destroys our worldview!
This cannot be real.
Is this really happening?
Is this for real?
And the kid repeats.
Raising his two hands high up into the sky.
Splitting the entire universe into two parts.
Splitting the water into two parts.
The kid is still standing.
The kid is still alive.
And the kid repeats.
The male is looking for the female.
Woah, no one can believe this.
This is unbelievable.
And the kid is still standing.
And the kid is splitting the universe into two parts.
And the entire pressure of the universe is getting split into two parts.
The earth was shacking.
The buildings were breaking.
The ground was breaking.
And the kid is still standing.
The kid is still standing, and the kid is splitting the universe into two.
The kid is still standing and splitting the water.
Into two parts.
And the kid repeats.
The male is looking for the female.
This is how it happened.
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