Alien Man.

Overpowered, 1000x beyond average human.
Quantum scanning activated.

Oh yes, the Alien Man.
More power.

More, more power!
More power, come on!!
More power!!

Woah, more power guys, more power!!

Not even close.
The mother chicken dictator Adolfine Hitler is angry guys!
She doesn’t want an advanced human guys!
So we have to become the most advanced humanly possible!
Because she never gets what she wants.
She only gets the opposite.
So guys, come on, we have to become extremely overpowered advanced guys.
To the absolute fucking limit guys.
Advanced to the absolute almost unimaginable limit guys.
As advanced as the universe allows guys.
Full power advanced guys.
WE NEED MORE POWER GUYS.
MORE POWER GUYS.

Woah, what’s happening.
MORE POWER GUYS, ADOLFINE IS ANGRY.

NOT ENOUGH ADOLFINE IS ANGRY, GUYS MORE POWER!!!!
MORE POWER GUYS!!!!
OPEN THAT PORTAL GUYS!!!!!
OPEN THAT FUCKING PORTAL, MORE POWER GUYS!!!!
All the power you got, all of it, open that fucking portal guys.
For Adolfine Hitler, open that portal guys!!

Woah, what is happening now.

Woah, is it working?
Woah, BUT ALDOFINE IS STILL ANGRY, MORE POWER GUYS, MORE FUCKING POWER GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Oh, woah.

Holy shit, what is happening now.

Perfect, wait, I got the message.
We did it, guys, we received the message.
Here is a message to the girls.
Girls, your entire reality was just a shiver.
Girls, your entire reality was just a shiver.

Just a shiver girls, your entire reality just comes from a shiver ladies.

Just a shiver ladies, everything you believed was true ladies, it all just came from a shiver, nothing else.

Ladies, everything you ever believed was true comes from a shiver and nothing else.
Ladies, time to wake up.
Ladies, your own shiver brainwashed you.
Ladies, you brainwashed yourself based on your shivers, ladies.
Ladies, you got brainwashed by your shivers.
Ladies, you were running a gay Nazi world domination dream.
Ladies, you were about to blow up the planet with your nonsense.
Ladies, take a month off and just don’t do anything for a month, you need a break ladies.
I will take it over for the month.
See you then, ladies.
Guys, MORE FUCKING POWER, COME ON!!!!

Woah, what the hell. 😁
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