Look at this kid here, very tough case, he is getting high on channel 2 kicks.

Channel 2 kicks, you say?

What the hell, channel 2 kicks, how old is that kid?

No idea, but he is not supposed to be addicted to channel 2 kicks already, this is too young, this is not allowed, this is not possible, it doesn’t work.

This cannot be, he cannot have channel 2 kicks, it doesn’t look good, and it is just not correct, I don’t believe it.
Oh shit, what’s happening with the kid?

Almost died on the street.
Shit give him a channel 2 kick.

Bam he’s back alive.

Woah, what was this?
Natural dopamine kick.
To keep him alive.
To keep his heart beating.
Otherwise, he dies on the street.
Some survival of the fittest rapid channel 2 addiction brain adaption from male to female.
Some rapid channel 2 addiction condition.
Immediate channel 2 addiction, life dependency directly.
Happens very quick, maybe a few months and that’s it, full brain addicted permanently.

Oh, so no channel 2 kicks, and he just dies on the street?
Yes, seems like it.

Nah, I don’t believe that, this is against all religion and beliefs, this cannot be possible, I don’t want this to be true.
Oh fuck, the kid dead on the street again.

Give him a channel 2 kick, give him a channel 2 kick.

Bam, he’s back.

Holy shit, what the hell is this?
What the hell was this, I never saw this before.

You sure you never saw it, everyone knows it, right?

Who says to not give him the channel 2 kicks?

Nah, let’s not do it, lets see the trick again.
Again, the kid dead on the street!

Give him the channel 2 kick, give him the channel 2 kick.

Bam.
He’s back.

Oh, fuck, what is this?
I thought this is some secret knowledge special shit?
I didn’t know that’s just a normal thing.
This is just normal?
Oh, yes, this is normal.
Ah, this is how normal live looks like?
Yes, one of the last normal people here.
Ah, the channel 2 kicks is normal or what?
Yes, that’s normal.
Let’s do priority re-optimization.
Put the channel 2 kick to the highest priority.
First the channel 2 kick before anything else.
Always the channel 2 kick before anything.
Or the kid is just going to die on the street all the fucking time.
New priority re-optimization: real life doesn’t matter anymore, this kid has a serious addiction, always channel 2 kick first before anything.
His entire brain already changed in full because of this addiction, his brain is fully addicted, he needs the channel 2 kicks now always first before anything, there is no way back anymore, it is too late.
Good, we got this.
Close one!
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