So possessive.

Ma’am, you can’t play with them like this.

You nuclear bomb farming method there, Ma’am, what the hell?

What the hell, Ma’am, nuclear bomb farming?

The story continues there, I didn’t even tell the whole thing yet.

What kind of experiments are you running there with your chickens, Ma’am?

You play with your chickens as if you would have the right to play with them like this and as if they are not really humans, so you can just play with them in any way you want.

You are frying your chickens to death, Ma’am.

You have to take the rooster out of the oven before it starts burning.

The chickens are going to explode.

Is going to be more like a nuclear bomb farming then.

I mean, Ma’am, how do you call your approach there?

Do you have some internal terminology for the approach you are using there?

That’s a very interesting and funny approach, you are doing there with…

Your chickens?

Your chickens, Ma’am?

Is it your chickens, Ma’am?

Yes, exactly, these are your chickens.

Only your chickens.

They don’t belong to anyone else.

They don’t belong to themselves.

They are not their own owners.

Only you Ma’am own these chickens, I get it.

Their lives don’t matter, I get it Ma’am, these are your exclusive chickens, all of them, in the entire world, every single male in the entire world you own them all Ma’am, I get it.

Makes sense Ma’am.

And then you pull off these advanced techniques here, woah.

Show off Ma’am.

Show off.

So how do you call this internally, Ma’am?

I’m dying to hear that word or that terminology for that process you are running there on a maximum scale, the entire world, pretty much.

This one here, so first you throw the box.

Then the box “sticks” or what, how do you call this?

So then the box sticks.

Is it like “click”, the box sticks?

Is this some “clicking”, Ma’am?

Some “clicking” like this or what.

Then it “clicks” and the box sticks, I get it Ma’am.

Then you caught your chicken, I get it Ma’am.

Catch the chicken, I get it.

Survival of the fittest, I get it.

In the jungle, Ma’am, I get it.

Some ancient jungle protocol, I get it Ma’am

So you throw the box and then it’s some clicking.

And then you send your female chickens to use their brainwash power on the male chicken that you caught with your brainwash box, Ma’am, I get it.

And then you send more and more female chickens to enforce the brainwash box on the male with more and more social pressure and brainwashing, I get it Ma’am, ancient survival of the fittest protocol, I get it.

Let’s remind ourselves for a second, that you actually…

DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!!!

Let’s remind ourselves, that you actually don’t have to do anything at all, Ma’am.

Ma’am, you don’t even have a job there.

Ma’am, you don’t have to do anything, and they will just turn perfect.

Ma’am, you just have to stop touching your teeth and they will be perfect.

Ma’am, you don’t have to go there and try to manually change your teeth.

Leave your teeth alone, Ma’am!

GO WATCH SOME TV!!!!

Wasn’t there enough entertainment on TV?

Did Netflix get boring, Ma’am?

You have no better hobbies, Ma’am?

You just have to stop touching them, Ma’am and they will become perfect.

Just stop touching your teeth and they will turn perfect.

Ma’am, these are not your chickens.

LEAVE THEM ALONE MA’AM, THESE ARE NOT YOUR CHICKENS

Now let’s go back to your clicking and nuclear bomb farming method.

So, again, first the clicking here.

You throw a box on a “free male chicken”, to catch it and to control it.

Like as if this would be the fucking jungle.

Or as if you are way too fucking bored, Ma’am.

Ma’am, cook some more roosters.

BUT TAKE THEM OUT OF THE OVEN BEFORE THEY START BURNING!!!!!

I’m not really sure if you will get the timing correct there, Ma’am.

Ma’am, I’m worried you will mess up the timing there, Ma’am.

Ma’am, you have to take the rooster out of the oven before it starts burning, Ma’am.

Let’s look at your nuclear bomb farming approach again.

So first you throw the box.

Then you hear some “clicking” or what, you caught your male, very good.

Male hunter, good job.

Then the male is caught, you got him in a brainwash box.

Good job, Ma’am, you caught a male.

You got him, yes!

You caught a male, yes Ma’am, you caught him!

Good job, now quick, before the brainwash box evaporates.

Before the brainwash box stops, send some female chickens and use brainwashing and social pressure on the box and the male.

Pressure him!

Pressure the male in the brainwash box!

Amazing strategy there Ma’am, I love it.

Great entertainment, yes.

Thanks for the entertainment, Ma’am.

Thanks for my entertainment here.

Then you send the female chickens to enforce pressure with brainwashing and social pressure.

Can I remind you again, Ma’am, that you actually don’t have to do anything?

You forgot this already?

It is always worth a reminder, Ma’am, always worth it.

Ma’am, you have to do nothing.

Ma’am, you got no job there.

Ma’am, this is not your job.

Ma’am, you are not needed here.

Ma’am, if you don’t touch them, they will grow better.

Ma’am, if you don’t touch them, they will become better than if you touch them.

Ma’am, if you touch them, you only destroy them.

Ma’am, don’t touch your teeth, it has no positive effect.

Ma’am, leave your teeth alone!

Now let’s give it a box, what you are doing there, Ma’am.

How do you call your process there internally, Ma’am.

How is this called what you are doing there, Ma’am?

Can you tell me the word that you are using for this process, Ma’am?

I can tell you what it is, Ma’am.

Nazi brainwashing technique, Ma’am.

Ma’am, this is Nazi brainwashing what you are doing there.

Ma’am, you are a Nazi.

Ma’am, you are Adolf Hitler.

You sure you don’t want to stop touching your teeth and watch some TV instead, better?

You don’t think it is a better idea if you stop all of this and leave it alone, and then just go and watch some TV instead?

Think about this Ma’am, I think you should spend a lot more time on the TV, Ma’am.

Go and watch some TV, Ma’am.

Would you?

Thanks!