More Power, Open The Fucking Portal!

May 21, 2025 | Products

The Alien Man.

We need more power, lots of power.

What do we got?

Planet earth, got it.

Quantum scan.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Full power scan.

Scanning.

Scanning.

Got it, we need all the power there is.

All of it.

Open the fucking portal for the hen.

Open the fucking portal to another planet.

We need all the fucking power there is.

Use all power provided by the earth directly.

Turn the fucking earth into a power plant.

We need lots of power.

All the fucking power there is!!!

More fucking power!!

All the fucking power!!!!

Woah….

Oh what is happening now?

Woah, more power guys!!!!!!!

Woah more power!!!!!

All the power in the world!!!!

All of it!!!

Full power guys!!!!

Woaaahhh.

What is happening?

Woah, holy shit.

The fucking portal is opening again!!!

Woah guys more fucking power!!!

More fucking power!!!!

Woah, what is happening with the planet?

The portal is opening almost.

MORE POWER GUYS!!!!!

MORE FUCKING POWER GUYS!!!!

Oh, fuck, what happened?

Guys, where the fuck are we now?

Oh shit.

We did it guys?

We finally did it again?

Where the fuck are we?

Guys, we did it.

We win again against the hen!

We blasted the earth to a fucking different universe guys!

We did it again guys!

The fucking hen doesnt want an advanced human.

The fucking hen gets the most advanced human possibly imaginebale.

Where the fuck are we now?

The most advanced human that this reality can hold.

The absolute maxed out advanced human possible of this universe.

Because the hen wants something not so advanced so much.

Alien Man still there?

Yes, still there.

The hen gets the most advanced human possible in the entire universe.

Beyond imagination advanced.

We fucking blast the earth to another universe.

Fuck that dictator Nazi hen.

Always the same story.

Since 100,000 years always the same story.

Where the fuck are we guys?

The hen wants something not so advanced since 100,000 years.

So she gets something so extremely advanced, unimaginable advanced.

We send the earth into a fucking different galaxy guys.

We take all power in the universe to open a fucking portal to blast the earth into a different galaxy.

Fuck that hen, here is your not so advanced human.

Where the fuck are we?

Good fucking job guys.

We did it again.

Male: 999,999,999,999 wins

Female: 0 wins

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