New Product Idea: Straight Certificate

This is a funny one, and it actually works, because the decision if you are straight or gay is not up to you anyway.

The elderly people doing the surveillance decide if you are straight or gay.

This is not even a personal choice anyway.

Luckily, I am considered straight.

Thanks god.

The elderly people have decided that I am straight.

This is like as if they gave me the straight certificate.

I know how you can get the straight certificate.

This is very important that you know this, because for the straight certificate you have to do extra work.

The gay certificate comes by default, it’s like the lazy default.

By default, everyone is considered gay.

You have to do extra specific steps to get into the straight category and to be considered straight.

For the straight certificate, you have to do specific extra work.

If you don’t do this, well then you are considered gay and that’s it.

You won’t be meeting any girls, they will be hiding.

You are gay now, because the older people say so.

I can sell the straight certificate now, because I know the exact steps you have to do every day to be considered straight.

Anyone interested?

If so, I will make it a product and then sell straight certificates, but they come with the requirement that you can prove that you do the specific steps every day.

Depending on the demand, I will launch this product or not.

If you do the specific steps every day, then you are considered straight, and then you can get the straight certificate as a proof and validation for you that you are straight.

But the certificate is only valid as long as you do the specific steps every day.

If you don’t do the specific steps even one day, then the straight certificate immediately becomes invalid, and you are considered gay again, which is always the default state.

But you can always go back from being gay to straight any day you want if you are able to do the specific steps required to be considered straight.

Only if you cannot do the specific steps that will turn you straight, only then you are stuck with being gay forever.

But as long as you are able to do the specific steps that are required to be considered straight, you can always switch back from gay to straight any time.

Maybe you are stuck in being considered gay at the moment?

In this case, I can help you.

Anyone interested in becoming straight?

Update

I have to think how I can get money for it without having my ninja girlfriend taking all of it.

Maybe I can trade the straight certificates for fractional real estate ownership.

Maybe this can work, I have to get a different value exchange than money or Bitcoin, my crazy girlfriend would take all of it.

Then there is no point in doing any business if the girl takes everything anyway.

I need some new monetary system, maybe the fractional real estate ownership works or some new currency, something that cannot be taken away through extreme extortion by the girlfriend.