Guys.

It works, Adolfine Hitler is fucking angry.

The chicken queen, Adolfine Hitler, doesn’t like her male counterpart anymore.
She doesn’t like her rooster anymore.

Why?
Because the rooster is WAY TOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
The rooster is way too fucking GOOD LOOKING.
The hen, doesn’t want a rooster being so much better looking than her.
Adolfine Hitler only looks like this.

The rooster is not allowed to look like this, Adolfine Hitler says.

The rooster is too fucking beautiful.
Adolfine Hitler does not want an advanced male.
The male is not allowed to be advanced.
The male has to be simple, Adolfine wants a stupid male.
Adolfine wants a simple and stupid male.
Adolfine does not want an advanced male.
Oh, let’s show the fucking chicken mother what a fucking not so advanced male is.

Oh, you want to see a not so advanced male???
A not so advanced male???

Oh, we show her a not so advanced male.
GUYS, TURN ON THE FUCKING POWER!!!!!

MORE FUCKING POWER, GUYS, TURN ON THE FUCKING POWER!!!!

MORE FUCKING POWER GUYS, WE NEED MORE FUCKING POWER!!!!!

Woahh, yes, more fucking power!!!!!!

Yes, more fucking power!!!

YES!!!!
It is working, the chicken mother is angry!!!

Adolfine Hitler the chicken mother says: NOT SO ADVANCED!!!
SHE SAYS NOT SO ADVANCED, guys?
NOT SO ADVANCED???
MORE FUCKING POWER, GUYS, COME ON!!!
WE NEED MORE FUCKING POWER HERE.

More, turn on the solar flare power plant!!!!!

YES!!!
TURN ON THE COSMISC RAY POWER PLANT.

YES, IT IS WORKING, THE CHICKEN MOTHER IS GETTING ANGRY!!!!

“NOT SO ADVANCED” SHE SAYS.
NOT SO ADVANCED?????
GUYS, MORE FUCKING POWER!!!
MORE FUCKING POWER!!!!
NOW TURN ON THE FUCKING PORTAL!!!
TURN ON THE FUCKING PORTAL TO ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET!!!!!!
LET’S FUCKING OPEN THE PORTAL TO ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET!!!!
SHOW THE FUCKING CHICKEN MOTHER WHAT A NOT SO ADVANCED MALE IS.
SHOW HER HOW “NOT SO ADVANCED” WE ARE.
OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL TO ANOTHER PLANET NOW!!!!
MORE POWER, WE NEED TO OPEN THE PORTAL TO ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET!!!!!!

Woah!!
What is happening now?

Woah!!!
It’s working, the chicken mother is angry!!!

She is getting pissed, it is working guys!!
GUYS, MORE FUCKING POWER!!!
MORE FUCKING POWER!!!!!

Woah, is it opening?

Is the portal opening again?

The fucking portal is opening!!!

The chicken mother is going crazy!!!

It’s working guys, the fucking portal to another planet is opening!!!!

Now the chicken mother is so proud of her stupid, dumb male.

Adolfine Hitler is so proud of her stupid, dumb male.
Adolfine Hitler loves her stupid, dumb male so much now.
We opened a fucking portal to another planet!!

Adolfine Hitler is so proud now of her dumb little stupid male.
This is what you wanted chicken mother?

You wanted the portal to another fucking planet?

Here it fucking is.

Here is your dumb, stupid male.

The fucking portal to another fucking planet.
Here is your fucking portal to another fucking planet, chicken mother.

Here is your fucking high-tech portal to another fucking planet, this is what you wanted chicken mother.

Here is the fucking portal to another planet that you wanted, chicken mother.
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