The earth was shacking.
The building was shacking.
Can this be real?
Is this really happening?
And the mega being arrived.
The 1000-eyed among the blind.
The mega being starts talking:
The Rules Of The Mega Being
The first secret of nature: the male is looking for the female.
“No, no, this cannot be possible” is what you hear from the populous.
The populous continues.
“This is impossible”.
“This cannot be true”
“This doesn’t make any sense”
“I thought they are gay” is what you hear among the crowd.
The mega being continues.
The first secret of nature: the male is looking for the female and for the secrets of the universe. The male can get the secrets of the universe from the female by going through her survival of the fittest contest and by then ending up as the winner of it. A science knowledge upgrade package with perfect stealth, invisible, is given to the males by nature through the female, when going through her survival of the fittest contest and by winning it. All the guys have to do is to optimize the fun and to just try to have as much fun as possible, which they would naturally do by default with a high chance. This will directly lead to the secrets of the universe. No further instructions are needed for the males, no instructions needed for them, their instinct guides them to the secrets of the universe by default. Once the male got the secrets of the universe, they enter a second stage of the male human development. Then you have first stage males and overpowered mega being second stage male humans.
The second rule of nature: The female only wants to have kids, and she doesn’t want the guy to know that. Magical babies the female wants. Babies that were made naturally and not like on command in a factory. And the female doesn’t want the male to know that. Secret destroyed, bubble popped, tell everyone! She cannot have this, she has to give up her fantasy. Factory babies only, for a peaceful and highly developed 1000x mega beings’ planet.
The populous doesn’t react.
It’s quiet.
No reaction.
Silence.
The mega being continues.
The third rule of nature: the male enjoys being brainwashed by the female, if it is a good and entertaining brainwashing program. The males don’t like shit female brainwashing programs, where there is too much drama and not enough entertainment. The female brainwash program should contain enough exciting undefined kicks as well, this is important for the males, they love to get excited by the female brainwashing program, so the female has to brainwash the male with a program that contains enough exciting undefined kicks stimuli. You don’t have to define and put a label on every kick, no need to rationalize them too much, they will lead to the secrets of the universe in the very end eventually. The kicks are the path to the secrets of the universe.
The fourth rule of nature: the male is telling the female to brainwash him, he stays in control.
The fifth rule of nature: the male has to stay in control.
The sixth rule of nature: The male stays in control, but the female has to brainwash the male.
The seventh rule of nature: The female cannot be in control, as she is denying the existence of the male.
The eighth rule of nature: With the male in control, the female coexists, because she has to brainwash the male, a peaceful planet with coexistence.
The ninth rule of nature: A female controlled planet denies the existence of the male. This will move all negative emotions to the males alone, and it will therefore make all males ready to explode and has a high chance to result in war.
The tenth rule of nature: With the male in control, there is coexistence between the male and the female and all negativity will be moved to the female, because one side will have to take the negativity, and it is safer if all the girls take the negativity instead of the guys.
The eleventh rule of nature: Give the negativity to the girls and not to the guys. You don’t want to give the negativity to the guys, they cannot deal with it that good, and they will blow up the planet. For a safer and more peaceful planet, give the negativity to the girls, better.
The twelve rule of nature: The girls have to take all negativity for a peaceful universe.
The thirteenth rule of nature: The emotions of the male and the female are inverted, there are direct conflict topics, where it then becomes a question of power who wins over whom. These are little kids games for babies. This is stupid to waste your time with these kids games. The girls have to take all negativity for a peaceful universe, so the guys have to win every time, sorry ladies. The guys have to win in every case.
The fourteenth rule of nature: The guys have to win every time, and the girl has to be the one taking the negativity and all the losses. This will create a peaceful planet, because all the negativity is moved to the girls and the guys are free of negativity. With all the guys being free of negativity, the planet is safer. For the girls it sucks yes, but they have to take it, for a peaceful universe.
No reaction from the populous.
And the mega being just walks quiet out of the door.
And the mega being better stops talking.
Here is the bag of money.
Take it, mega being!
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