The Monkey Beta Tester Reward

Congratulations.

Took me how long, maybe even years to realize what the hell happened.

But now I can slowly put all the puzzle pieces correctly together.

So what happened is that a bunch of monkey beta testers came into my universe and messed things up a little, but this was not an issue for 32 years.

Just after 32 years they actually did it, and they actually figured out a self manipulation tactic, by just doing a bunch of monkey beta tester things.

Self Manipulation Tactic

Good fucking job, guys.

You nailed it.

The monkey beta testers did it.

They figured out a self manipulation tactic, which is the most difficult task in existence, because this is the survival of the fittest nature program, which is actually bulletproof.

But they did it, they figured out a bug after 32 years of trying.

Good job.

I know they have been trying external emotional manipulation, which is ineffective for a person using their self and of course they also have been trying the traditional brainwashing program, which I haven’t really noticed.

Both of these manipulation tactics are ineffective for a person using their self.

The self is behind the emotions and the mind, so in order to manipulate the self, you have to come up with something really fucking advanced.

And they fucking did it.

Good fucking job.

And the reward goes to

Who exactly the person was that deserves that reward I will have to figure out, but maybe I actually could.

What they did was that they added gravity to the black hole I had with my girlfriend through the act of spectation at the exact right time, which deletes a person’s entire personality.

This is exactly what they did, exactly this and this just crushed my brain program and pretty much deleted my old personality completely.

Good job.

Manipulating the self system is actually not possible, but you found a way, and this way is just completely erasing the mind of the person and just deletes their entire personality, all of it.

Good fucking job.

You figured it out, how to have someone’s entire brain just fully removed.

Just crush the entire program, delete the entire personality, all of it just gone.

Very fucking good.

This is really an amazing opportunity I have here, to hand out this reward to the extremely lucky and clumsy monkey universe beta tester, that actually figured that shit out.

You have to do the spectation at the exact right time.

Like the timing is what it’s all about, you have to hit the person with a surprisingly sharp increase of spectation at the exact right time.

And this adds infinite gravity to any black hole that is around, even if it’s not discovered yet, and that completely removes the brain program of the person.

Just a brain deletion tactic.

Super fucking good job, guys.

This is what you call love?

This is how you educate people?

You are trying to teach me something here?

Changing behavior, or you mean deleting personality?

Like good job, just delete that personality.

Gone with that brain program.

Remove that shit.

Thing of the past.

Good job guys.

But very good you discovered something highly advanced there, crazy.

Took you 32 years to figure out one bug of the self system.

Because you did a high increase of spectation at the exact right time it added gravity to a black hole and that wipes the brain software, all of it.

Brain software removed.

Congratulations to the lucky beta monkey tester that I still have to find, who exactly it was.

Will update about this soon.