The Teddy Bears Are Back

Jun 19, 2025 | Kick Science

The Teddy Bears Are Back

They teddy bears are back.

“Oh, look at this kid here, woah, a few reality levels below us, woah, look at his brain, oh let’s change a bunch of things here so we can communicate better with that kid.”

“You saw what this kid did?”

“He triggered the very bright shining pink teddy bear, and he got the strongest “hi, hi” possible.”

“Woah, the strongest “hi, hi” possible?”

“Yes, super high frequency “hi, hi” this kid got, extremely high spiked “hi, hi” coming from the extremely bright shining pink teddy bear, he got to this one”.

“Woah, how did he get to this one?”

“He was playing the emotional flute”.

“He was playing the flute of the emotions, and he got to it”.

“Oh shit, and now he is addicted or what?”.

“Yes, lifetime addiction, rapid lifetime addiction, immediate full brain adaption and addiction to the natural human drugs that he was able to get to that triggered the super strong “hi, hi” from the bright shining pink teddy bear.

“Immediate, rapid, lifetime addiction to the flute of emotions that triggered it.”

“Oh shit, how is this kid now getting back to the drugs that he is addicted on?”

“Let me look at his brain here, mhhhh, maybe another upgrade, bam, okay, much, much smarter already, what about more logic, cannot hurt, here kid, bam, more logic, let me see now”.

“Did the kid figure it out now?”

“Not sure if it’s enough, let me check his brain again, bam, another reality wall destruction blaster package, he needs to blast a few walls away, very hard social norms, he has to blast them away to get there where he can get the drug where he is fully addicted to”.

“I see, and now how is it?”.

“He is making progress, let’s just add a few more other things, and then we will check again if he makes it, he has to get there he is fully dependent on it, but he can do it, he will make it, just to be sure, here kid take this one, bam, 1000x brain upgrade, this should be enough kid.”

“Maybe another reality blaster package to be sure?”

“Yeah one more reality wall breaker blaster package, bam, here kid, that should be fine now”.

“Yeah, that should be good, what about the full dominance dictator program?”

“Ah yes exactly, here kid bam, full confidence package, infinite confidence package kid, you will need it”.

“Good, that looks good now, a few reality blaster packages, a few brain upgrades and the infinite confidence package, he can make it, he will get there for sure to get his drug back that he is fully dependent on already, he can do it.”

“Let’s see and watch or wait”.

“Don’t let him do it, what the fuck”.

“No, no, you are right”.

“We do this directly.”

“Exactly that’s how it works, but is fine he got upgraded now as well, good for him, but we do it directly”.

“Oh yes, we do it directly”.

“Okay, let me step here into this kids reality and just bend that shit around so he can get his drug that he needs and can get the strong “hi, hi” from the brightest shining pink teddy bear triggered again with his natural internal human drug that he needs because of his natural internal human drug addiction.”

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