Oh, shit ladies.

Oh, ladies look!

What?
Ladies, look!

Yes?
The Alien Man again!

Oh, shit ladies!
The Alien Man again!
Oh shit, what does he want?

Fuck, the Alien Man is horny again!
Again?
He already got his tribute!
Wait, ladies, let me check the calculations.

Ladies, hold on, just calculating.

Checking.

Checking…

Was it this one?

No, no, that’s the world domination plans!
Ah shit, it wasn’t this one.
Put them away!
Wait, let me check again.
Ah yes, this one here.

And this one here.

Yes, ladies, all good, we got it!

Easy girls, the divine two-way method.
Exactly girls, the divine two-way method.


Got it, like the gate of life or death.
The divine gate, ladies.
The gate of destiny, ladies.
The gate of the one time, shiver, ladies.
The one time shiver gate, ladies.
You shiver once and you die.

Exactly, girls all good.
The gate of the shiver, ladies.
You shiver once and dead.
Exactly, the divine decision.
Got it.
He is still at the gate.

Ladies, all good, he is still at the divine gate of death or life.
The divine gate of the shiver.
You shiver once and dead.
He makes you shiver once, and he gets karma back, he dies for that.
Exactly, they make you shiver once, and die for that.
Exactly girls, they make you shiver once, and done, out of the genetic pool.
Weeded out of existence.
Exactly ladies.
One time shiver = weeded out of existence.
The divine shiver ladies.
The shiver that decides life or death.
Good, what do we got now, where is he in the wave function?
Let me check.

Here, he needs another tribute.

Ah, he is horny again?
He is not gay yet?
What’s with the process?
He didn’t turn gay, yet?
Let me check the process again.

Did he get the “gay brain damage”?

Mhh, looks fine to me.

What is he doing now?

Ah, he is fine, he is doing his portal connection move again.



What is he doing now?

Reading cartoons.


Just reading comics.



He is matching cartoons!
Ladies, all good, he is going through cartoons and then just matching them or something like this.
Ladies, all good.

Oh, and now?



Woah, what is he doing now?

What the hell, ladies, woah, look!

Oh shit, ladies!

Ladies, more tributes!
Send him more tributes, ladies!
Tributes for the Gods!
Send him some tribute, is gonna fix.

Woah, ladies, look!

Woah, ladies more tributes, send, send.
Tributes, send!

To be continued.
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